Terms

Last changed November 2, 2026

• Price: $20 for one quippie; $10 for each more quippie in the same envelope, copies included, up to 10. Postage is included, anywhere in the world.
• Kind words only: quippies are for love, thanks, good wishes and good humour. Our poets reserve the right not to type anything hateful, threatening or meant to hurt someone, and will write to you if they won't type a quippie.
• What we type: a Poem Pro types your quippie on a vintage typewriter, on 3 by 4½ inch artist paper, and mails it to the address you give at checkout.
• Pro mode, your words: a quippie you type yourself is typed as is, word for word.
• Prompt mode, our words: when you give us an idea, a Poem Pro writes the quippie in their own words, with creative license. Every one is their own: no two are alike.
• Payment: through Stripe; we never see your card number. Stripe emails your receipt.
• Your information: what we keep, and for how long, is in our privacy policy.
• Questions or changes: write to poets@thepoempros.com.